osiris.rocks / games
small games built in vanilla js. no downloads, no accounts, no ads. hover a card, then play.
four games, zero bloat. hover a card to give it keyboard focus, then use the keys shown.
eat. grow. don't hit yourself.
you are the left paddle. first to 5.
clear every brick. 3 lives.
a shitty zelda clone. swing sword, grab rupees, don't die.
stuff cooking for the weiner fungle club. vague on purpose. don't ask when.
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the bot is getting a real memory. remind it once and it never forgets. birthdays, beef, bad takes. all stored.
status: cooking
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a bracket across these very games. winner takes the aura crown for a week. loser gets roasted by everyone.
status: soon
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impressions so accurate you'll think khie actually typed it. then you'll realize khie would never type that well.
status: in the lab
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a permanent home for the group's best moments. the 4x duplicate message incident is already exhibit one.
status: classified